Bill returns from the hospital after a bad reaction to the nicotine patch…

April 12th, 2005 at 10:37 pm

Dave: Look, I’m really sorry Bill.
Bill: That’s okay, you’re heart was in the right place.

Dave: But I had no idea that the patch could have side effects.
Bill: And I had no idea that you’re only supposed to wear one at a time.

Dave: Well, how many were you wearing?
Bill: Fifteen, sixteen. I stuck them all around my waist like a belt.

Dave: Well the important thing is that you’re feeling okay now.
Bill: Yeah, but there are a few lingering effects. But you shouldn’t worry about that.

Dave: Oh, what is it?
Bill: I’d rather not say.

Dave: Anything I can do to help.
Bill: It smells like an ashtray when I pee. Anything you can do to help me with that?

Dave: Gosh I hope not.

I can’t wait for the Newsradio Season 1 & 2 DVDs to ship.